John Slater

President, CEO and janitor

• Where were you born?

  Muskegon, Michigan. Its cooler than it sounds really. Its right on the coast of lake Michigan. For those of you that have never been to the great lakes, just imagine the most beautiful ocean beach you’ve experienced…. Now just take away the smell and the jellyfish. That’s what its like.

• What shoes are you wearing right now?

  I’m wearing over-priced running shoes; which is actually ironic since I haven’t “run” in quite some time. I guess I like the fact that if something came up and I was forced to run; I’d be good and ready in the shoe department.

• Movie quote mantra.

  Office space –
  Scene- Jim meets with the bosses after not coming to work for the last week….

  (boss)
  Jim, We see you’ve been missing a lot of work lately

  (Jim)
  Well Bob, I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it.

• Bravest person you know, and why?

  Any person who actually drives the speed limit on the 465 freeway. They must have nerves of steel or be a bit mad.